tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59307980711462168382024-02-20T21:22:04.985-08:00sp2000's TG Captionssp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.comBlogger725125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-6712773126218189872023-10-09T19:08:00.002-07:002023-10-09T19:31:07.534-07:00Certainly, There Have Been Worse Bachelor Parties?<p>I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to put out a caption for the blog's thirteenth anniversary, but I did come across this picture earlier in the day. The plot wasn't very hard to form together in my head from then on.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEKLHptz2XmIlnCrcFpVLJ1dlKryhWLNmLkS6UY57lbwoktK7ejkw2X3HfFGO5ejsdzu3JZQEOzM7uLRpjtEMtzyx_DMB2RsjyLXBhMSvXRcouY1HwBakiSV3eLLoLtsUinhcE3V2l4S9CPevnvyj-hngHjQPzImmSQbPvhTKjpqqm0Dk9UtJMJN8Jkjgo/s2609/certainly_there_have_been_worse_bachelor_parties.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2609" data-original-width="1566" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEKLHptz2XmIlnCrcFpVLJ1dlKryhWLNmLkS6UY57lbwoktK7ejkw2X3HfFGO5ejsdzu3JZQEOzM7uLRpjtEMtzyx_DMB2RsjyLXBhMSvXRcouY1HwBakiSV3eLLoLtsUinhcE3V2l4S9CPevnvyj-hngHjQPzImmSQbPvhTKjpqqm0Dk9UtJMJN8Jkjgo/s320/certainly_there_have_been_worse_bachelor_parties.png" width="192" /></a></div><br /><p>Comments and criticism are always appreciated.</p>sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-38298115051783170212023-10-04T13:02:00.001-07:002023-10-04T14:25:28.521-07:00Possession Betrayal<p>I've managed to get this one done today as well. I can't remember the last time I wrote a possession caption, but such a scenario felt like the best route to go with this picture.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbazFaP5Ww7oy04XqDJpBuxnzLpcp7X4PRraGtDDCDMiV8hRgj9sg5CcnN20NiI4krdeBHSVoLZFOuVBlSkPE_uQtR6_gP1M888d6WiznRu0-yZ9fe_NJCCVj13bo1TRUtlJ8RdrkPziNFIoOAFsfSvxcRTP_Z-YJpGBsJW7HdNnq-4Y2laXtgyM7ydHgN/s2789/possession_betrayal.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2789" data-original-width="1310" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbazFaP5Ww7oy04XqDJpBuxnzLpcp7X4PRraGtDDCDMiV8hRgj9sg5CcnN20NiI4krdeBHSVoLZFOuVBlSkPE_uQtR6_gP1M888d6WiznRu0-yZ9fe_NJCCVj13bo1TRUtlJ8RdrkPziNFIoOAFsfSvxcRTP_Z-YJpGBsJW7HdNnq-4Y2laXtgyM7ydHgN/s320/possession_betrayal.png" width="150" /></a></div><br /><p>Comments and criticism are always appreciated.</p>sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-32967070731130737772023-10-04T09:07:00.001-07:002023-10-04T14:24:53.050-07:00Ever Think There Was More to the Mirror You Own?<p>Long time no see, everyone. I know I've been absent the last few years and don't update as much as I used to, but I found myself in a writing mood and decided to put together this caption. I hope it turned out well, as far as captions go.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnAPrq48ubDKlxo_XT2sQPILH-xRDTHmBec1bmVNCtpq2EjZUSHgWaO9uTmJucUwQp3ltpwe3vcl41EWX8S7MNc9_N20l4iYGXJjJUEJbixjPG5ExUPi7Te0DCItZJI03amW-V-q-c3KDo_-_82WjrBwP2k8O39zVeXnuoLM7PCuX2zswwSuYIm0V-sUov/s1988/ever_think_there_was_more_to_the_mirror_you_own.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1988" data-original-width="1310" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnAPrq48ubDKlxo_XT2sQPILH-xRDTHmBec1bmVNCtpq2EjZUSHgWaO9uTmJucUwQp3ltpwe3vcl41EWX8S7MNc9_N20l4iYGXJjJUEJbixjPG5ExUPi7Te0DCItZJI03amW-V-q-c3KDo_-_82WjrBwP2k8O39zVeXnuoLM7PCuX2zswwSuYIm0V-sUov/s320/ever_think_there_was_more_to_the_mirror_you_own.png" width="211" /></a></div><br /><p>I can't say this is a return, exactly, but hopefully I can find myself putting out at least a little bit more.</p>sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-14646751105891349892020-10-09T00:17:00.001-07:002020-10-09T00:17:02.996-07:00Body Type, Then and Now: 10 Years of sp2000's TG Captions<p>I knew I had to make something for the blog's ten year anniversary, so I decided to write a little something inspired by how I wouldn't mind gaining a bit of a curvier figure either in regards to thinking about myself getting transformed; as compared to a decade ago when I only thought about a female version of myself being exclusively thin. Thanks to FaceApp, I was able to use some edited images here.</p><p>I know updates to this blog have been lacking. I don't write as much as I did back in 2010 and I do wish I could have written some more captions in the lead up to this anniversary. But other things in my life have wound up taking priority naturally.</p><p>To any long time and new visitors that have frequently returned to this blog at any point in its existence, thank you for enjoying my TG transformation writings.</p><p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPdWkCh20d7rdADNmQr6ZMTQafIFw6JNW9rbqDinD8Xnhjj9tZIlqyDPb_oub5XztPxToWm68O1ixYB_87YSWKyOTyuoF41Lc9Dh7yzV5fNg7J5c11X0Q7k9SoYt2X5WOoz8t3L3VVICA/s1616/body_type_then_and_now_1.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1616" data-original-width="914" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPdWkCh20d7rdADNmQr6ZMTQafIFw6JNW9rbqDinD8Xnhjj9tZIlqyDPb_oub5XztPxToWm68O1ixYB_87YSWKyOTyuoF41Lc9Dh7yzV5fNg7J5c11X0Q7k9SoYt2X5WOoz8t3L3VVICA/s320/body_type_then_and_now_1.png" /></a></div><br /><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4mANk1lrZvA/X32lpkMSvhI/AAAAAAAAMjo/bO-632GXSLMaJoYNGanKmSvbudW7AIBiwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1310/body_type_then_and_now_2.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1310" data-original-width="1060" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4mANk1lrZvA/X32lpkMSvhI/AAAAAAAAMjo/bO-632GXSLMaJoYNGanKmSvbudW7AIBiwCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/body_type_then_and_now_2.png" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tU-7CndIXOE/X32lz1P9ILI/AAAAAAAAMjs/LfUf8HTCkfgYIWa7VlGB558T03GHnSfwwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1126/body_type_then_and_now_3.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1126" data-original-width="913" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tU-7CndIXOE/X32lz1P9ILI/AAAAAAAAMjs/LfUf8HTCkfgYIWa7VlGB558T03GHnSfwwCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/body_type_then_and_now_3.png" /></a></div><br /><div>Comments, ratings, and criticism are always appreciated.</div>sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-69156133050661984622020-10-07T05:22:00.000-07:002020-10-07T05:22:33.494-07:0012,000,000 views? 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I knew I had to write something for this occasion and the following caption is what I ended up writing. I'm not sure it's my best work, but after reading it over once finishing it, I felt a little better about the quality.<br />
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Thank you to everyone who still comes by here.sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-28927489838905159222019-01-19T19:28:00.000-08:002019-02-05T20:58:32.870-08:00Virtual Reality or Just Very Real?This was a caption I did for the January 2019 Caption Contest on www.rachelshaven.com.<br />
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Comments, ratings, and criticism are always appreciated.sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-64093955481342390102018-12-01T13:10:00.000-08:002018-12-01T13:10:07.001-08:00The 1953 Coke ChallengeThis was a caption I made for Satcheron.<br />
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Comments, ratings, and criticism are always appreciated.sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-20378099922429564262018-12-01T02:00:00.000-08:002018-12-01T02:00:01.878-08:00The Argument Before the ShowerI managed to get this one out as well.<br />
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This was a caption I owed to preg luv on www.rachelshaven.com.<br />
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Comments, ratings, and criticism are always appreciated.sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-40304578330406142402018-12-01T00:56:00.000-08:002018-12-01T00:56:39.466-08:00A Little Warm Up?I really wanted to buckle down and attempt writing something. Just to get the creative juices flowing. So I looked through some pics and nothing came to mind, but ideas were also forming without looking at pics first for inspiration. The latter being how I usually handled writing captions. So I figured I'd just start typing out what story formed in my head. A picture can come later. Maybe write something for myself...<br />
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I was lucky to find a decent picture to go with this halfway through.<br />
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Comments, ratings, and criticism are always appreciated.sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-50262982097058274912018-11-09T06:43:00.000-08:002018-11-09T06:43:21.392-08:00Two Milestones, But Zero Captions?Hey, everyone. Sorry for a lack of captions. I know I've already been putting out less as it is, but lately I feel like it's just come to a halt. It's really just a combination of lack of time and writer's block. But also, as much as I hate to say it, waning interest. I do hope I can get around to making something again soon though.<br />
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Which is why I have put off making two milestone announcements, as I was hoping to get time to work on writing something for the blog.<br />
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One month ago, October 9th marked the 8 year anniversary of this blog being created. Then, around a few days later, the page view count finally surpassed 11 million. I planned on tying it all together with a Halloween caption since it was October, but that came and went. I might still create the caption I planned, but my apologies for not having it done then.<br />
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A big thank you to everyone who has enjoyed my captions since the creation of this blog. I hope I can keep on making more for what remains of 2018, and moving into 2019.sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-60585360478568531262018-07-12T22:54:00.002-07:002018-07-12T22:54:37.887-07:00One of Them?Long time no caption, everyone. Inspiration managed to strike me.<br />
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This was a caption I owed to Milky on Rachel's Haven.<br />
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Thank you to HoseLuvr_RJ for pointing this out to me.sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-84610920555740204272018-05-06T23:00:00.000-07:002018-05-06T23:00:51.858-07:00Messy Friend to Perfect MaidA caption I owed to MaidJaqueline.<br />
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<b>"Oh mein Gott! Du hast mich in eine Frau verwandelt!"</b> Allan spoke perfectly, "Holy schit! I chust sboke in German! Vy can't I loze zis accent? Vat haffe you done to me!?"<br />
<b>"Warum sprichst du dann weiter auf Englisch? Wir sind alle Deutsche hier."</b> Ina reasoned.<br />
<b>"Ja, du bist nicht mehr Amerikaner, Renata."</b><br />
"Renata?" she questioned her new name.<br />
<b>"Ja, Renata. Wir haben bei Ihnen amerikanischen Oktoberfest noch nicht viele Deutsche gesehen. Auch wir haben geschlossen, das letzte letzte Jahr anzupassen."</b><br />
<b>"Helka ist sehr schön, ja?"</b> asked Lilo, <b>"Warum gehst du nicht deinen Freund für uns holen?"</b><br />
<b>"Mein Freund?"</b> Renata spoke slowly as her memories began to shift and fade.<br />
<b>"Ja, ja, der junge Mann mit deutschem Abgang, mit dem du bist gekommen. Er sollte eine sehr attraktive Frau werden."</b><br />
<b>"Ja... Das klingt sehr gut."</b> Renata smiled, her mind becoming filled with the idea that she should strive to create as many Germans as possible each year, <b>"Ich weiß, er mag vollbusige Frauen. Er soll mir leicht folgen, ja?"</b><br />
<b>"Gutes Mädchen, Renata. Jetzt machen wir Sie zum perfekten Bier Mädchen."</b> Ina insisted.<br />
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"Oh, I'm zure you vill learn many zings fery zoon." she giggled mischievously, holding Kevin's arm as they walked back to the booth, <b>"Ich hoffe, du hast größere Brüste als ich."</b>sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-77817305423623763082018-01-28T15:43:00.000-08:002018-01-28T15:43:19.346-08:00They're All Just JealousThis was a caption I owed to Terri.<br />
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Comments, ratings, and criticism are always appreciated.sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-39263414051792005912017-10-22T18:18:00.002-07:002017-10-22T18:18:28.147-07:00A Bit Late, But Seven Years Have PassedHello, everyone. Sorry for the lack of updates and new captions. I've just posted quite a few, but the reasons for not posting them any sooner was due to how they were made for a few people on Rachel's Haven, and I didn't want recurring character names to seem repetitive from caption to caption. I thought I'd have other captions done for other people before posting them, but that just never came to be.<br />
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October 9th was also the seventh anniversary of this blog, and I became so caught up in real life and lack of caption motivation that I simply forgot about it entirely.<br />
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Thank you to everyone who has still dropped by here. I hope I can return more regularly.sp2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/02278867538102304245noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5930798071146216838.post-15653640315446878672017-10-22T18:09:00.001-07:002017-10-22T18:09:21.663-07:00Wife MaterialThis was another caption I made for Riatsala.<br />
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