Certainly, There Have Been Worse Bachelor Parties?

I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to put out a caption for the blog's thirteenth anniversary, but I did come across this picture earlier in the day. The plot wasn't very hard to form together in my head from then on.

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Possession Betrayal

I've managed to get this one done today as well. I can't remember the last time I wrote a possession caption, but such a scenario felt like the best route to go with this picture.

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Ever Think There Was More to the Mirror You Own?

Long time no see, everyone. I know I've been absent the last few years and don't update as much as I used to, but I found myself in a writing mood and decided to put together this caption. I hope it turned out well, as far as captions go.

I can't say this is a return, exactly, but hopefully I can find myself putting out at least a little bit more.

Does He Still Have the Touch?

It's been a long time since my last post and I meant to have this caption posted much earlier since, as of yesterday, it's been nine years since I created this blog. I knew I had to write something for this occasion and the following caption is what I ended up writing. I'm not sure it's my best work, but after reading it over once finishing it, I felt a little better about the quality.

I hope it is enjoyable.

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Thank you to everyone who still comes by here.

Virtual Reality or Just Very Real?

This was a caption I did for the January 2019 Caption Contest on www.rachelshaven.com.

edit: It also got the most votes in the contest.

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The 1953 Coke Challenge

This was a caption I made for Satcheron.

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A Little Warm Up?

I really wanted to buckle down and attempt writing something. Just to get the creative juices flowing. So I looked through some pics and nothing came to mind, but ideas were also forming without looking at pics first for inspiration. The latter being how I usually handled writing captions. So I figured I'd just start typing out what story formed in my head. A picture can come later. Maybe write something for myself...

I was lucky to find a decent picture to go with this halfway through.

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Messy Friend to Perfect Maid

A caption I owed to MaidJaqueline.

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The Beer Treatment

This was a caption I made for Satcheron. I used Google Translate for the German in this caption, so apologies for anything inaccurate. I also learned how to write the accent from this website: https://www.dcode.fr/german-accent

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Here is the German text to translate also:

https://translate.google.com/

"Oh mein Gott! Du hast mich in eine Frau verwandelt!" Allan spoke perfectly, "Holy schit! I chust sboke in German! Vy can't I loze zis accent? Vat haffe you done to me!?"
"Warum sprichst du dann weiter auf Englisch? Wir sind alle Deutsche hier." Ina reasoned.
"Ja, du bist nicht mehr Amerikaner, Renata."
"Renata?" she questioned her new name.
"Ja, Renata. Wir haben bei Ihnen amerikanischen Oktoberfest noch nicht viele Deutsche gesehen. Auch wir haben geschlossen, das letzte letzte Jahr anzupassen."
"Helka ist sehr schön, ja?" asked Lilo, "Warum gehst du nicht deinen Freund für uns holen?"
"Mein Freund?" Renata spoke slowly as her memories began to shift and fade.
"Ja, ja, der junge Mann mit deutschem Abgang, mit dem du bist gekommen. Er sollte eine sehr attraktive Frau werden."
"Ja... Das klingt sehr gut." Renata smiled, her mind becoming filled with the idea that she should strive to create as many Germans as possible each year, "Ich weiß, er mag vollbusige Frauen. Er soll mir leicht folgen, ja?"
"Gutes Mädchen, Renata. Jetzt machen wir Sie zum perfekten Bier Mädchen." Ina insisted.

"Oh, I'm zure you vill learn many zings fery zoon." she giggled mischievously, holding Kevin's arm as they walked back to the booth, "Ich hoffe, du hast größere Brüste als ich."

Feeling Glamourous

This was a caption I owed to Dementia.

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Wife Material

This was another caption I made for Riatsala.

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Boots & Belts

This was a caption I made for SimplySays.

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Forgotten Phone

This was a caption I owed to Gwen.

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Don't Drop in Water?

This was a cap I owed to Gwen.

I think I could have ended it after the fourth paragraph, but I decided to expand it a little.

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That Bet Was Serious?

A caption I owed to Gwen.

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Chinese Manufacturer

Another caption I owed to Gwen.

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I'm Tired of Coming Home to This

This was a caption I owed to Riatsala on Rachel's Haven.

Some odd inspiration hit me when I was trying to determine the reason for the transformation here.

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Payback

This was a caption I made for SimplySays.

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Glasses Make You Look Different

This was a caption I owed to KarenSue.

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Getting Dressed for a Night Out

This was another caption I owed to Gwen in a caption trade. It's also worth mentioning that she prefers having the victim of the transformation not have a name pre-transformation. So this lead to me thinking about how to go about the writing differently, which lead to me focusing on how to incorporate the reality and mental changes. I think I managed to make it work out alright.

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