Friday, November 9, 2018

Two Milestones, But Zero Captions?

Hey, everyone. Sorry for a lack of captions. I know I've already been putting out less as it is, but lately I feel like it's just come to a halt. It's really just a combination of lack of time and writer's block. But also, as much as I hate to say it, waning interest. I do hope I can get around to making something again soon though.

Which is why I have put off making two milestone announcements, as I was hoping to get time to work on writing something for the blog.

One month ago, October 9th marked the 8 year anniversary of this blog being created. Then, around a few days later, the page view count finally surpassed 11 million. I planned on tying it all together with a Halloween caption since it was October, but that came and went. I might still create the caption I planned, but my apologies for not having it done then.

A big thank you to everyone who has enjoyed my captions since the creation of this blog. I hope I can keep on making more for what remains of 2018, and moving into 2019.

Thursday, July 12, 2018

One of Them?

Long time no caption, everyone. Inspiration managed to strike me.

This was a caption I owed to Milky on Rachel's Haven.


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Sunday, June 3, 2018

Missing Thumbnails?

A user on Rachel's Haven going by the name HoseLuvr_RJ informed me that posts here on the blog are missing captions from June and July 2011. I looked into it and it appears something is wrong with how the thumbnails are appearing. I was still able to click on them to enlarge them and still able to open them in new tabs. At least the captions haven't vanished altogether. I'm not sure why the thumbnails look like that though. Anyone have any ideas?

Thank you to HoseLuvr_RJ for pointing this out to me.

Sunday, May 6, 2018

Messy Friend to Perfect Maid

A caption I owed to MaidJaqueline.


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Monday, March 26, 2018

The Beer Treatment

This was a caption I made for Satcheron. I used Google Translate for the German in this caption, so apologies for anything inaccurate. I also learned how to write the accent from this website: https://www.dcode.fr/german-accent


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Here is the German text to translate also:

https://translate.google.com/

"Oh mein Gott! Du hast mich in eine Frau verwandelt!" Allan spoke perfectly, "Holy schit! I chust sboke in German! Vy can't I loze zis accent? Vat haffe you done to me!?"
"Warum sprichst du dann weiter auf Englisch? Wir sind alle Deutsche hier." Ina reasoned.
"Ja, du bist nicht mehr Amerikaner, Renata."
"Renata?" she questioned her new name.
"Ja, Renata. Wir haben bei Ihnen amerikanischen Oktoberfest noch nicht viele Deutsche gesehen. Auch wir haben geschlossen, das letzte letzte Jahr anzupassen."
"Helka ist sehr schön, ja?" asked Lilo, "Warum gehst du nicht deinen Freund für uns holen?"
"Mein Freund?" Renata spoke slowly as her memories began to shift and fade.
"Ja, ja, der junge Mann mit deutschem Abgang, mit dem du bist gekommen. Er sollte eine sehr attraktive Frau werden."
"Ja... Das klingt sehr gut." Renata smiled, her mind becoming filled with the idea that she should strive to create as many Germans as possible each year, "Ich weiß, er mag vollbusige Frauen. Er soll mir leicht folgen, ja?"
"Gutes Mädchen, Renata. Jetzt machen wir Sie zum perfekten Bier Mädchen." Ina insisted.

"Oh, I'm zure you vill learn many zings fery zoon." she giggled mischievously, holding Kevin's arm as they walked back to the booth, "Ich hoffe, du hast größere Brüste als ich."

Sunday, January 28, 2018

They're All Just Jealous

This was a caption I owed to Terri.


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Monday, November 20, 2017

Feeling Glamourous

This was a caption I owed to Dementia.


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Sunday, November 19, 2017

I Want You to Be My Trophy Wife

This was a caption I owed to Baroness Vanessa.


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Sunday, October 22, 2017

A Bit Late, But Seven Years Have Passed

Hello, everyone. Sorry for the lack of updates and new captions. I've just posted quite a few, but the reasons for not posting them any sooner was due to how they were made for a few people on Rachel's Haven, and I didn't want recurring character names to seem repetitive from caption to caption. I thought I'd have other captions done for other people before posting them, but that just never came to be.

October 9th was also the seventh anniversary of this blog, and I became so caught up in real life and lack of caption motivation that I simply forgot about it entirely.

Thank you to everyone who has still dropped by here. I hope I can return more regularly.

Wife Material

This was another caption I made for Riatsala.


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Boots & Belts

This was a caption I made for SimplySays.


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Forgotten Phone

This was a caption I owed to Gwen.


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Don't Drop in Water?

This was a cap I owed to Gwen.

I think I could have ended it after the fourth paragraph, but I decided to expand it a little.


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Midnight Swim

A caption I owed Gwen on Rachel's Haven.


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That Bet Was Serious?

A caption I owed to Gwen.


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Chinese Manufacturer

Another caption I owed to Gwen.


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Friday, July 21, 2017

I'm Tired of Coming Home to This

This was a caption I owed to Riatsala on Rachel's Haven.

Some odd inspiration hit me when I was trying to determine the reason for the transformation here.


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Monday, June 26, 2017

Payback

This was a caption I made for SimplySays.


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Sunday, June 11, 2017

It's Not Your Wedding, But You'll Just Have to Deal With It

This was a caption I owed to Kaitlyn on www.rachelshaven.com.


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Saturday, June 10, 2017

10,000,000 Views

I'm not sure how long ago, but I recently noticed this blog has surpassed ten million views. I wish it could have happened while I was more active in posting captions, but that's just the way it had to be. A big thank you to all of you who drop by here. Thank you!

Monday, May 29, 2017

Which One Is It!?

This was a caption I made for May 2017 Caption Contest on Rachel's Haven.


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Sunday, April 23, 2017

It Was My Turn to Wear the Boots!

This was a caption I owed to RockNeo.


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Saturday, April 22, 2017

Glasses Make You Look Different

This was a caption I owed to KarenSue.


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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Getting Dressed for a Night Out

This was another caption I owed to Gwen in a caption trade. It's also worth mentioning that she prefers having the victim of the transformation not have a name pre-transformation. So this lead to me thinking about how to go about the writing differently, which lead to me focusing on how to incorporate the reality and mental changes. I think I managed to make it work out alright.


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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Portal in the Woods

This was a caption I owed to misschinagirl.



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